I just had to tell them what I think of the way they create their content. I’m not a writer, not even a blogger, so I can just imagine how professional writers would LOL at stuff like these:
- As humans and conventional cobblers alike continue to seek the solution to that ever elusive foe, the crow’s foot, this establishment has taken up the mantle by equipping its clinic with a range of treatments so cutting edge that they have scissors scratching their heads in wonderment. ANURAW? PWEDENG PAKI-ULIT?
- Like good cheese, human beings get stronger as they mature, often sports blue veins and sometimes come wrapped in a layer of red wax. DID YOU JUST MAKE AN ANALOGY BETWEEN HUMANS AND BLUE CHEESE AND QUEZO DE BOLA??
Vegetables and other healthy food are probably those things you avoided like a plague when you were younger due to lack of taste and excitement. - DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT I AVOIDED HEALTHY FOOD LIKE A PLAGUE?? Jusme.
- Archaeological and paleoanthropological evidence suggest that the earliest use of protective coverings for the human foot can be traced in the Middle Paleolithic period approximately 40,000 years ago. - PLEASE JUST SELL THE FREAKIN SHOES! GAAHD MAY SURPRISE QUIZ MAMAYA?
When Adam and Eve were banished from the Garden of Eden, they had nothing but fig leaves to cover their modesty. At Beauty Lounge, they’ll give you a nice fluffy towel to cover yourself with as you lie down and enjoy a relaxing Swedish or Shiatsu Body Massage - SERIOUSLY, ADAM AND EVE? TOWEL? ANUBAAAH
Left without treatment, the face and body can become a battleground between the forces of sexy and unsexy. Avoid World War III from breaking out before important meetings with today’s MetroDeal- HINDI KO NA ALAM…
Metrodeal, please note: BREVITY IS THE SOUL OF THE WIT. It’s not the cheese nor the plague.